While on a long trip home from a family reunion during Christmas, I stopped for lunch at a small town McDonalds. This is what I overheard from a mother and daughter at the table next to me:
Mother - "My neck is sore. Can I borrow that new vibrator you got for Christmas?"
Daughter - "Uh! Mom that's a massager."
Mother - "Yeah! I said that... didn't I?"
Daughter - "Noooo mom. There's a difference."
I was sitting at a table right next them turning my head away so the mother couldn't see me choking back laughter. I felt sorry for her on so many levels.
Mother - "My neck is sore. Can I borrow that new vibrator you got for Christmas?"
Daughter - "Uh! Mom that's a massager."
Mother - "Yeah! I said that... didn't I?"
Daughter - "Noooo mom. There's a difference."
I was sitting at a table right next them turning my head away so the mother couldn't see me choking back laughter. I felt sorry for her on so many levels.
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Re: Overheard at McDonalds
Mon, March 17, 2008 - 1:34 PMoh, the horror, the horror!. ;)
I don't think I'd want to lend my mom my massager after she referred to it as a vibrator. I think I'd be too leery of what else she might be using it for.
then again, props to the mom for thinking that a vibrator is an acceptable family xmas gift. you know, healthy sexuality and all that. ;) -
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Re: Overheard at McDonalds
Mon, March 24, 2008 - 2:58 PMI was laughing last night with my bf over a catalogue that sold various "massagers", but included things like the length (8 inches) and girth (1 & 1/4 inches). -
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Re: Overheard at McDonalds
Mon, March 24, 2008 - 11:01 PMWell, Wicked One, sometimes my neck gets REALLY sore. -
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Re: Overheard at McDonalds
Wed, March 26, 2008 - 4:27 PMWould the type of massager work for sore throats? -
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Re: Overheard at McDonalds
Thu, March 27, 2008 - 8:41 AMThere was one that was sort of like a finger puppet with short rubber feelers on it. Supposed to "increase blood flow and oxygen flow to nerve centers". Uh-huh. Sure.
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