This is the place to post those snippets of conversation that made you say, "I wish I had a tape recorder right now!" Note: Show respect to your co-tribespeople here, or go away, please.
We pride ourselves on giggling at the expense of those-not-present only; those who flame, bitch, are overly obnoxious or simply disrespectful in this tribe may have their posts deleted and may be removed, with or without warning. Play nice. Your unhappiness is not funny, clever or memorable. What people say in public when their guard is down *is*.